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Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny is the student every teacher dreads: he asks the questions nobody should ask and gives answers nobody expects.
These jokes almost always follow the same pattern. A teacher, parent or grandparent asks an innocent question, and Little Johnny answers with disarming honesty or completely off-script logic. The character has been a staple of English-language schoolyard humor for generations.
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Who is Little Johnny?
A classic joke character: a cheeky schoolboy whose answers leave adults speechless.
Are Little Johnny jokes kid-friendly?
Many are, but some classics rely on innuendo. If in doubt, read them yourself first.