Long jokes take their time: they tell a small story, build tension and reward you with the punchline at the very end.
This is the home of shaggy-dog stories, bar tales and classic rule-of-three setups where the third attempt turns everything upside down. They are perfect for telling out loud, and if you would rather listen than read, every joke has a read-aloud button.
Little Johnny was told by his friends that adults have a deep dark secret and can be easily manipulated. Johnny decides to test it. He comes home, goes up to his mother and says, "Mom, I know everything." Mom shushes him and gives him $10. "Just don't tell Dad" she says. Hey, it's working thinks Little Johnny. An hour later, Dad comes home from work. Johnny goes up to him and says: "Dad, I know e…
When does a joke count as long?
Jokes with 420 characters or more are automatically saved in this category.
Can I listen to long jokes instead of reading them?
Yes, every joke has a read-aloud button.
